Dana Carvey Old Stand-up

Old Dana Carvey Stand-up

Now that your in college people say that you hafta drink a lot. People say, Drink! and I say I just had one drink, I was just totally messed up! That stuff just makes my little tummy go woowee! hehehehe!

Lorne Micheals impression and Pre-SNL Church Lady

Um..ok..um..i didnt like the other guys shoes and..um..I like your shoes so..um..your hired and we're gonna..um..get the church lady a dress.
Well, I see the Carvey family has show up for church. We're very happy to have you every third or fourth or fifth Sunday!